I reached a new milestone in my unemployment history today. My claim balance has reached zero, and I now qualify for Emergency Unemployment Compensation.
In other words, I totally kick ass at this!
Also, enjoyed a splendidly summery day in the park. Which one of you chumps with a job can say that, huh? HUH?!
I have good feelings about this summer. Maybe it will be like the jobless summers of my past. Like 6th grade summer! Only I can drive and get into bars and kiss boys and I don't have to go to basketball camp. So, maybe not that much like 6th grade summer. But you know what I mean. And I will be going to Dairy Queen a lot.
Now for a cool beverage or two with friends. T.G.I.Summertime!