Friday, May 29, 2009

Queen of the (far from) Damned

I reached a new milestone in my unemployment history today. My claim balance has reached zero, and I now qualify for Emergency Unemployment Compensation.

In other words, I totally kick ass at this!

Also, enjoyed a splendidly summery day in the park. Which one of you chumps with a job can say that, huh? HUH?!

I have good feelings about this summer. Maybe it will be like the jobless summers of my past. Like 6th grade summer! Only I can drive and get into bars and kiss boys and I don't have to go to basketball camp. So, maybe not that much like 6th grade summer. But you know what I mean. And I will be going to Dairy Queen a lot.

Now for a cool beverage or two with friends. T.G.I.Summertime!


Peggy Wilkins said...

I remember those summers - we lived at the pool didn't we?

nacho_supreme said...

Definitely! I can still smell the sunscreen in your cream and navy canvass bag. AND! I had to put a towel down on the car seat yesterday. It made me miss the green car.

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

What'll it be like
in Seventh-Heaven
to bike 500+ miles
in a stretch on no phood?
We can and will do such a
thang if you have
a Seed of faith, brudda.

Dont know if you know this...
yet, with WWIII looming,
and us as bikers, earthling,
puh-retty easy to find a safe
refuge in the time of trial
(three years - how long we'll
need to stay in the refuge
guarded by a Big, Beefy angel).
Think Im joking, dontcha?
Your Choice, earthling.
Your demise.

God bless your indelible soul.