I reached a new milestone in my unemployment history today. My claim balance has reached zero, and I now qualify for Emergency Unemployment Compensation.In other words, I totally kick ass at this!
Also, enjoyed a splendidly summery day in the park. Which one of you chumps with a job can say that, huh? HUH?!
I have good feelings about this summer. Maybe it will be like the jobless summers of my past. Like 6th grade summer! Only I can drive and get into bars and kiss boys and I don't have to go to basketball camp. So, maybe not that much like 6th grade summer. But you know what I mean. And I will be going to Dairy Queen a lot.
Now for a cool beverage or two with friends. T.G.I.Summertime!
3 comments:
I remember those summers - we lived at the pool didn't we?
Definitely! I can still smell the sunscreen in your cream and navy canvass bag. AND! I had to put a towel down on the car seat yesterday. It made me miss the green car.
What'll it be like
in Seventh-Heaven
to bike 500+ miles
in a stretch on no phood?
We can and will do such a
thang if you have
a Seed of faith, brudda.
Dont know if you know this...
yet, with WWIII looming,
and us as bikers, earthling,
puh-retty easy to find a safe
refuge in the time of trial
(three years - how long we'll
need to stay in the refuge
guarded by a Big, Beefy angel).
Think Im joking, dontcha?
Your Choice, earthling.
Your demise.
trustNjesus.
ALWAYS.
God bless your indelible soul.
JohnLeary.com
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